Table of Contents
1: Welcome to MU, In Which We Meet Mackenzie
2: Pudding Pops and Chardonnay, In Which Mackenzie Meets Her Roommate
3: Welcome Festival, In Which Mackenzie Forms A Resolution
4: A Chill Night Air, In Which Mackenzie Encounters A Vixen
5: Fifth Floor Girls, In Which Mackenzie Embarrasses A Triclops
6: Introductions, In Which Minor Characters Get Names
7: The Rude Awakening, In Which A Pillow Case Is Ruined
8: Banging Doughnuts, In Which Pastry Is Wasted
9: Gastrointestinal Disorder, In Which A Chair Is Overturned
10: Playing Politics, In Which Mackenzie And Puddy Disagree Over Toys
11: Bad Eggs, In Which Mackenzie Fumbles A Weapon Check
12: Lunch, Interrupted, In Which Brocolli Is Disdained
13: Under Yonder Shade Tree, In Which Amaranth Blushes, Again
14: At The Library, In Which Amaranth Explains A Few Things
15: Vivid Encounters, In Which Suzi Works On Her Language Skills
16: Power Struggle, In Which Is Discussed The Price Of A Pillow
17: Campaign Dinner, In Which Mackenzie Gets Worked Over
18: Morning Shows, In Which The Day Is Saved… THROUGH SCIENCE!
19: Table Conversation, In Which Entirely Too Much Information Is Conveyed
20: The Demon’s Diet, In Which Amaranth Takes It All Off
21: Back To The Tree, In Which Menstruation Is Referred To, Obliquely
22: A Little While Longer, In Which Certain Things Are Explained
Book Two Foreword
23: Hot And Wet, In Which A Bathtub Is Put To An Unconventional Use
24: Monday Morning, In Which Mackenzie Doesn’t Masturbate
25: The Proof Of The Pudding, In Which Dessert Is Clarified
26: Weapon Proficiency, In Which We Learn That Knives Are Sharp
27: Living History, In Which We Meet One And A Half Elves
28: Just Dessert?, In Which Mackenzie Agrees To Something She’s Unsure Of
29: Whatever You Want, In Which Puddy Neither Cares, Nor Appears
30: Calling Fire, In Which Mackenzie Is Not Propositioned By A Girl
31: Performance Piece, In Which A Nymph Kisses A Golem
32: Celia’s Stand, In Which Tampons Are Supported In Principle
33: Asking For It, In Which Steff Does Not Turn Into A Pumpkin
34: Class Consciousness, In Which Mackenzie’s Ambition Is Praised
35: Girls’ Night, In Which Mackenzie Is The Recipient Of A Gift
36: Survivor Counseling, In Which Amaranth Disrobes
37: Of Love And Lunch, In Which Cake Is Coveted
38: Sweet Dreams, In Which Mackenzie Wakes Up
39: History Lessons, In Which Mackenzie Spreads For Her Teacher
40: Sleepover Games, In Which The Story Is Slightly Less Safe For Work Than Normal
41: Lab Chemistry, In Which Ian Stands By Mackenzie
42: Let Her Cry, In Which Stuff Happens
43: (Be)longing, In Which The Purchase Of Pudding Is Arranged
44: Second Thoughts, In Which Steff Gets Mackenzie From Behind
45: Entering The Circle, In Which Steff Questions Amaranth’s Morals
46: Circular Reasoning, In Which The Glasses Come Off, Again
47: Mask, In Which Mackenzie Explains
48: Night Flight, In Which Mackenzie Opens Up
49: Wicked Mockeries, In Which Two Out Of Three Knives Are Ably Employed
50: Whispered Words, In Which Mackenzie Is A Suspected Skirmish Fan
51: From The Mouths Of Golems, In Which Two Tumbles For Mackenzie
52: Climax And Resolution, In which A Decision Is Made
53: Early To Bed, In Which Mackenzie Puts Puddy In Her Place
54: Comfort, In Which Underwear Is Denied
55: Going To Town, In Which, The Town Is Named
56: The Streets Of Enwich, In Which Syrup Is Ill-Used
57: Bazaar Behavior, In Which Is Bemoaned The Destruction Of Main Street, IRM
58: Complicated Desires, In Which Mackenzie Says No, Which Steff Takes For Yes
59: Dress-Up Dolls, In Which Amaranth Needs A Dressing Room
60: Leather, In Which A Portmanteau Is Coined
61: Cosmetic Changes, In Which Three Fall Into Bed
62: Before, In Which An Odd Point Of Elven Common Law Is Expounded Upon
63: First Date Jitters, In Which Ian Completely Redefines Cool
64: Hand In Hand, In Which An ‘Incident’ Occurs
65: Dance, In Which… Oh, Just Read
66: Learning Curve, In Which A Hidden Secret Of The Dining Hall Is Discovered
67: Sunday Stroll, In Which Amaranth Confesses Her Sin
68: Research Subjects, In Which Mackenzie Becomes The Poster Girl For Bingo Night
69: Lazy Sunday, In Which You’d Really Suspect I’d Make Some Kind Of Cheap Innuendo With The Chapter Title, But I Don’t
70: Absences Felt, In Which Sleep Is Elusive
71: Implied Exclusions, In Which Waffles Are Served A La Mode
72: Twinges, In Which Amaranth Advises Caution In Romance
73: Revising History, In Which Professor Ariadne Applauds Mackenzie’s Attitude
74: Upsets, In Which Sooni Returns To Our Tale
75: Chicken Soup For The Soulless, In Which Two Is Slow
76: Things Unsaid, In Which A Bit More Than A Spanking Occurs
77: Desperate Measures, In Which Mackenzie Is Given An Assignment
78: Good Eggs, In Which Background Characters Are Given Lines
79: Impassioned, In Which Ian Gets Nowhere With His Wood
80: The Reluctant Mouth, In Which Mackenzie Swallows
81: The Job, In Which Mackenzie Kind Of Sucks
82: Round Two, In Which Mackenzie Is Pretty Well Fucked In The Head
83: By Any Other Name, In Which A Door Is Shut In Mackenzie’s Face
84: Enhanced Pleasure, In Which Mackenzie Isn’t Bitter, Or Anything
85: Mixed Melee, In Which Mackenzie Goes Down Yet Again
86: Recognition, In Which Mackenzie Makes A Name For Herself
87: In Excelsis, In Which Mackenzie Is Given A Chance
88: Sweet Blasphemies, In Which Two Different Conversations Take Place
89: The Mouths of Babes, In Which Two Is Apparently Mistaken
90: Damage Control, In Which It’s All Hanging Out In The Open
91: Sex Talk, In Which Two Understands
92: Inviting, In Which Mackenzie Agrees To Anything
93: Upon Reflection, In Which Mackenzie Is Most Certainly NOT A Lesbian
94: All’s Fair, In Which Cans Are Roundly, Openly, And Unabashedly Admired
95: Tears Of A Nymph, In Which Mackenzie Handles Steff’s Weapon
96: Introducing Ian, In Which Mackenzie Receives A Polite Request From A Floormate
97: Down Time, In Which The B-Word Is Uttered
98: Guess Who’s Coming…, In Which The Majestic Lowland Gorilla Is Admired
99: Break Down, In Which Puddy Turns
100: The One Hundredth Chapter, In Which Events Take Place
101: Rules, In Which Sex Is Glossed Over To Get To Story
102: Matters of Intent, In Which A Questionable Etymology Is Employed
103: Veiled Hostility, In Which Mackenzie Is A Victim Of Religious Bigotry
104: Big Questions, In Which Mackenzie Does Not Learn Quickly
105: Race, In Which Mackenzie Is Hypocritical
106: Letter Writing Campaign, In Which Mackenzie Fails To Rend The Hearts Or Souls Of Men
107: Bingo, In Which The Merits Of Ball Polishing Are Discussed
108: Water And Fire, In Which Tired Old “Eating Out” Jokes Are Eschewed In The Headline
109: Mock Combats, In Which Mackenzie Winds Up On Her Back
110: All Wet, In Which Feejee Stands Up Without Legs
111: Election Day Jitters, In Which Mackenzie Finds Herself Dismissed
112: Changing Histories, In Which Mackenzie Is Taken By Surprise
113: Against The Wall, In Which Masonry Is Sorely Abused
114: Shared Pain, In Which Mackenzie Offers Steff her Hand And Ends Up In Hot Water
115: The Election, In Which Mackenzie Doesn’t Win
116: Nocturnal Immersions, In Which Two Gets Mackenzie Out Of Her Clothes And Into Bed With Her. For Real.
117: Morning Sickness, In Which Mackenzie Just Says No
118: Upon Further Reflection, In Which A Nymph Is Not A Virgin
119: Laundry Quandary, In Which Mackenzie Is Sworn To Secrecy
120: Pangs, In Which Baked Goods Are Enclosed
121: Burning Gaze, In Which Mackenzie Opens Her Mind
122: Girly Fight, In Which Mackenzie Gets The Finger
123: Gratitude, In Which Puddy Is The Hero
124: Court Room Drama, In Which Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
125: Filling Time, In Which Mackenzie Is Not Accused Of Lesbianism
126: Drinking Games, In Which There Are More Male Characters Than Female Ones
127: Cups In Athanasia, In Which Beer Is Spilled
128: Buzz Kill, In Which Mackenzie Fails To Recollect A Surname
129: Foxy Lady, In Which Mackenzie Puts A Foot In Her Mouth
130: An Evening Stroll, In Which Mackenzie Defends The Earth
131: The Way The Cookie Crumbles, In Which A Nekoyokai Is Taught Some Manners
132: The Bloody End, In Which Further Etiquette Lessons Are Offered
133: Wanting, In Which Ian Isn’t Allowed
134: Three Play, In Which Ian Is Elevated
135: Hands On, In Which Amaranth Exposits
136: The Act, In Which It Is Mackenzie’s Fault
137: Explanations, In Which Ian Does Not Want To Smell Like Honeysuckle
138: Steam Heat, In Which Mackenzie Comes Clean
139: Honeysuckle Dreams, In Which Sooni Awakens Mackenzie Three Times
140: Quality Time, In Which Pussy Licking Becomes An Issue
141: Make Believe, In Which Sooni Is The Main Girl
142: Boundaries, In Which The Nature Of Marker Boards Is Defined
143: Startling Steff, In Which One Wonders Why They Even Make Black Licorice Flavor
144: The Long Journey, In Which Mackenzie Is Pushy
145: The Ogre, Alone, In Which Mackenzie Is Unceremoniously Dropped
146: Viktor’s Song, In Which A Hostage Situation Arises
147: Girl In The Box, In Which Viktor Is Considerate
148: Learning Curves, In Which Things Are Hard For Amaranth
149: Theological Matters, In Which Mackenzie Holds Back
150: Food For Thought, In Which Extra Condiments Are Provided
151: A Stone’s Throw, In Which Amaranth Demands An Apology
152: Pre-Meditated Assault, In Which Mackenzie Topples An Icon
153: Of Standing And Sitting, In Which Mackenzie Is Grounded
154: Red Letter Day, In Which Mackenzie Saves An Angel
155: Leaps Of Logic, In Which Mackenzie Is Focused In Class
156: The Rights Of Man, In Which Revolutionary Ideas Are Discussed
157: Twisted, In Which Events Take Place
158: Steff Undressed, In Which Healing Begins
159: Hot And Bothered, In Which Mackenzie Reaches Out
160: Talking It Out, In Which Brickwork Is Further Abused
161: The Lunch Period, In Which A Mealtime Mix-Up Becomes Heated
162: Nebulous Properties, In Which Mackenzie Reflects In Class
163: Cross Examination, In Which Mackenzie Is Subjected To A Barbaric Ritual
164: Pillow Talk, In Which Two Approves Of Mackenzie’s Messages
165: Matters of Life, In Which Steff Brings Up A Small Animal
166: Mail Calls, In Which Two Cuts Sooni Off
167: Hall Brawl, In Which The Match Is Decided By A Pin
168: Save Vs. Consequences, In Which Hijinks Are Found To Have Retroactively Ensued
169: Cold Comforts, In Which Mackenzie Is Forced Into Bed
170: Textbook Cases, In Which Mackenzie Has Problems
171: Bed Restless, In Which Mackenzie Wants Lemonade, Damn It
172: Healer’s Orders, In Which Everybody Winds Up In Bed With Mackenzie
173: Doing Lunch, In Which Mackenzie Performs A Risk Analysis
174: Re-Doing Lunch, In Which Mackenzie Is Alone With Many People
175: Dinner Date, In Which Mackenzie Can Check Out Any Time She Wants
176: Interesting Times, In Which Mackenzie Is Unjustly Rewarded
177: Pitchforks, In Which Pitchforks
178: Abridged, In Which Mackenzie Changes Minds With A Troll
179: Trolls & Traps, In Which Mackenzie Goes To The Dogs
180: Hounded, In Which The Bold Heroes Arrive
